Since Bush's election, Christianity has been making quite a comeback in the US of Asshats. Sure, it may have taken some manipulative tactics, i.e., preying upon people's fears, personal beliefs and morals, instilling the fear of God (a.k.a., Far-Right Wing Christian Conservatives) into the average American who can't make much sense of anything going on in the world today, but hey, long as it's for a good cause, right?

But what with all the disasters (natural, man-made and/or otherwise) afflicting us in all the years he's been president, fun filled as they've been, perhaps we're neglecting to thank someone. . .someone whose popularity has declined in recent years and is obviously displaying his wrath. . .

No, not God. Not Jesus. Not Allah. Not fucking Buddha, faggot. We've been sucking their cocks for far too long.

So, today, if you're not too busy, perhaps you could take a moment or two and thank someone who deserves a little bit of recognition that I think we can all agree has been LONG overdue. . .